Another Reality Cartoons

Created July 3, 2008

When you learn karate, you must first learn how to block.

This is one bad marketing idea.

Here is a ninja showing off his nunchuks.

We've all heard the saying "I knew you were coming, so I baked a cake" - time to mess it up.

Here's a bad idea for a sport.

A bit TOO much radiation.

There's goldfish and silverfish, lets see what else is on the fishiotic table.

Two Quartz of Milk.

Will that be "soaking" or "non-soaking"?

Now THIS is what "ahead of everyone else" REALLY means.

This can't be good.

Keep them eyes peeled.

Here's a guy sticking out his toungue - is it me or does he look like Richard Nixon.

We've heard of MADD (Mother's Against Drunk Drivers), how about BADD or RADD?

Many cartoon heroes say "Your child bearing days are over", is THIS what they mean?

OK who threw the first punch?

It's easier to get lost in four dimensions.

I think your eyes are bigger than your stomach.

Avoid this doctor at ALL costs!

Beware of Dog.

Excuse me.

Drive safe.

Anyone for some cornbread?

This is what you call a spitting image.

Fishing from the Dock

We've seen the sign that says "Caution Baby on Board", lets hope we never see this one.

THIS guy is creepy. BTW "F'rus means "for us". my brother and I came up with this saying when we were kids.

This is going a bit too far.

Here's a cartoon for the polyhedronist out there - Polyhedron Look-a-like Contest.

Meet mom and pop.

Which Way?

Back seat driver extreme.

Here's a word from the wise concerning plutonium.

Here's a cartoon refering to that mystical continent found on most globes.

Delivering a Package - the wrong way.

Is it a bird, is it a plane, its its - a plane.

The Plague of Eternal Geekiness.

Don't worry, these robbers are unarmed.

This cop aint too bright.

Fill in the Blank.

The polyhedron in this cartoon can be given the shortname "Nisgad".

Fun with Numbers.

The "I knew you were coming" guy returns, now lets see his dark side.

Thats a big ten four, over and out.

Welcome to Paradise.

Kilograham Crackers.

Lets go for a spin.

Woodstock Vs. Livestock.

The videogame characters "Toejam and Earl" are about to get eaten, yikes! - oh wait, thats not them.

Ever see that "Finesse^Tm" commercial - here's a parody of it.

Knocked out cold.

I Would.

Avoid this kind of hair spray.

Big Bang 2.

Ever hear of the saying "some like it hot, some like it not" - lets mess it up a bit.

Now this is what you call a blind date.

Lets just hope nobody's around.

Swimming Pool.

Mary-Go-Round.

Breaking the Law of Gravity.

Out of Odor.

These guys are running out of time.

This is the end of the line.

Star Love.

This guy is really lost.

Whoops! Wrong Bag. - this is a classic!

Here's a word from the wise regarding other dimensions. Featuring Yendred from A.K. Dewdney's excellent novel "Planiverse".

One in a Hundred.

Ant Recycling.

Ant News.

The four dimensional being comes at a bad time.

The worst possible un-natural disaster - BTW the blue and white balls are the Earth and moon.

One size fits all - yea right!

Word from the wise regarding boogers???

Here we meet Rusty for the first time, lets see how he likes Another Reality 6 - part 1, part 2.

Curiosity killed (oops I mean "billed") the cat.

The other kind of "Real Estate".

Sorry folks, this cartoon is still under construction. You can still look though.

This would make a really cool movie.

I wish I had some of this stuff.

Time to hire a new mower.

Lets see which planet is out tonight - Uranus.

Arm Pit.

Here's a cool saying: "As lost as a polar bear on a hot summer day", and the cartoon versions - part 1, part 2 - wanna bet..

There's two more kinds of bow legged.

Here our favorite frog trying to get that fly - OUCH!.

Wanna get rid of roaches, try this!

Here's some much needed cosmic relief - oops, I mean comic - Well, too late.

What time is it?, I think its a Quarter Passed Ten.

Rusty realizes that it was all just a dream, or was it? Apparently books can change pages of reality.

Here's Bonehead, but try not to call him that.

Jim is eagerly waiting to meet his secretary, but gets a shocking surprise.

Our favorite frog returns, will he ever learn?

Unnamed Rare Diseases.

Fire Engine.

Ever noticed how far away birds look like M's.

Its a bird, Its a plane, its its - this time a bird (as big as a plane).

This guy's ready for St. Patric's Day.

This is Enteresting.

This dude is under way too much pressure.

Here's a stunning view from the planet Uranus.

People are dying to get into this resteraunt.

Rusty's story continues, now we meet his dad.

The other kind of high lighter.

First there was the pick-up truck, now there's this.

The odds of this is approximately one out of a gongulus!

A word from the wise about questions and answers.

Which One.

Another word from the wise about hornets.

In America, we all love the Star Spangled Banner, but make sure you stay away from its distant cousin.

We all know a particular chicken resteraunt that makes its food "finger lickin good" - but THIS one takes it two steps higher.

I don't think this lady wants him to hang around.

Here's a dude that will always choose the smoking section.

The mouth of a river.

Lets see how Rusty's getting along with my book.

I think he's making himself very clear.

Meet Picasso's dad - please ignore the spelling error in the cartoon.

JUMPIN JUPITERS!!

Wrong nail polish.

Let me introduce to you Zock and Dorp, who are trying to get to the 16th dimension. Zock's the one with the cap.

This is odd.

Rusty's adventures continue, keep an eye on the background - part one, part two.

Webbed Feet.

I wonder if anyone in real estate ever met THIS woman.

Zok and Dorp on their way to find fuel, sees the super bowl.

I wonder who's gonna win this pillow fight.

Its a bird, its a plane, its its, . . .How did Rusty get here . . YIKES - watch out!

Here we meet the unorthodox story teller - telling you the "real" story of Mary had a Little Lamb.

Pace^Tm is a great picante sauce isn't it folks, remember those ol' Pace^Tm commercials - here's a parody of it.

Lets see what the tea leaves say.

Is Rusty up for a challenge from Frisky. Frisky is a character I used in some board games I made many years ago who would challenge players to win his games.

The third option for "Paper or Plastic".

Tail Gaiters

Don't get mad, don't get even, get ODD.

See if you can find the two meanings of Hangover in this cartoon.

I wonder if this would work - hmm.

Isn't it suppose to be "stop and smell the ROSES"?

When Hell freezes over.

Got bags under your eyes?

The "I knew you were coming" guy is back for more.

Talk about bad taste!

A second Pace^Tm parody.

Lets see how Rusty is doing, hang on a minute - I got to answer the phone.

Zok and Dorp makes it to the gas station - notice the prices, you can tell its been a few years since I drew this.

This is some seriously bad real estate.

Caution: Watch for Ice on Bridge.

Wanna watch an annoying clown get clobbered?

Watch what you say, you could be taken the wrong way.

Impossible dice throw.

Lets see how Rusty is doing, this is the cartoon on page 590 that I warned him about.

Lucky Dog!

This agent can make you a star.

Zok and Dorp make it back to the ship, lets see if their fuel works.

This would be GREAT for Six Flags, or better yet when you're trying to renew your drivers license.

Good Evening My Pretty

I Ain't Got Nobody.

The ultimate version of Go Fish.

I thought we were getting Lemon MARANGE pie.

I bet Rusty's glad to see the end of Another Reality 6 - hahahaha!

I hope Rusty's ready for book 7.

Wouldn't this be a nightmare.

Things that rhyme with Porky Pig.

What happened on July 3, 1776.

God's Birthday.

Floyd really gets lost.

Gimme Five!

Dangerous Highways.

Lets see what Zock and Dorp are up too.

Our favorite story teller is back - this time he tells you what "really" happened the Night Before Christmas.

Many years after the first people walk on other planets with life - This happens.

Paper or Plastic? - WHAT!?

Our frog is back, looks like he's been "around" for a while!

Rusty now enter's Another Reality

She'll be riding six white horses when she comes.

Things that rhyme with Bugs Bunny.

Dr. Kurt gets interested in a girl.

In the year 2025 AD

Santa Cruz

Why people on the intercom sound so strange.

Flying Buttresses

Apparently Zok and Dorp need something to eat - lets see what Dorp finds NOW.

Uh Lady, you're asking the wrong guy!

Slaying the Dragon, or the otherway around.

Six intersting concepts.

G'rillin more ways than one.

Catfish or chicken.

Creative Egyptians.

There's nothing new under the sun.

The wise man is back teaching us about nitroglycerin.

On Christmas we usually see many angelic ornaments, like these - OOPS how did HE get in there.

Wasn't this fortune cookie meant for a lady?

Lets meet the lady that inspired a famous optical illusion.

I have a feeling that she doesn't love him.

Ever see people who is facing away from you, and when they turn around, they look NOTHING like you thought they would - this cartoon celebrates this.

This town aint big enough for the both of us!

Here we see Cupid in action, as well as this new guy.

Even numbers - Warning: contains blood

Now HERE's a scary thought.

Wanna Fly? - This is a classic.

No, this guy is NOT related to Sly nor Alice.

Six MORE interesting concepts.

A simple misunderstanding.

Zok and Dorp's search continues, and here we meet Texas Bob - a character my brother Justin invented for a home video skit back in 1998.

Rusty and his Dad are trying to find a way out.

The mysterious "I knew you were coming" guy is back for more.

This drawing isn't that good - and he knows it.

Get prepared for a pool party.

A peaceful, yet disturbing thought.

Ever see the artwork "Lands End, Days End" - so peaceful, I just had to mess this up in this parody.

Lets see what the cheetah is running after.

I don't think this frog is EVER going to learn!

OK driver, you need to obey that sign!

Say it with Flowers.

When you draw hundreds of cartoon, eventually you will get to the dreaded page number 666.

I've heard that curiosity killed the cat, but this is a new one!

I drew this cartoon after reading the Left Behind series - it depicts the Rapture. That old man in the pic has some great timing!

Little Red frolics in the forest and sees a terrifying sight! - this is classic!

These three farm animals have a great concern, lets listen in on their conversation.

He comes from WHERE!!??

This guy brings new meaning to the song "Looking for Love in all the wrong places".

Anyone out there want some gooseberries, well here's one.

Well in the future, we find the game Tomb Raider 50 - lets take a look.

You know those little Homie figures, seems like everyone is collecting them.

There is a good way and a bad way to use this sign - this is the first of "The Good and The Bad".

An alternative to Bird Watching.

Toad Emotions - a classic!

Lets see how the dwarf planets are handling the "IAU planet definition" fiasco.

---- New Cartoons Below! ---- I drew these from 2011 until now.

We all know that famous line from the movie Predator, this seems a bit off.

I know THIS guy hates golf courses.

The Good and the Bad has a sequel - I'll never let you go.

There's more than one way to chin a cat.

I heard this drive through is a bad idea. Very hilarious!

Uranus has a talk with Pluto.

Zok and Dorp checks out Texas Bob's place.

Rusty's adventure continues: Will he ever escape Another Reality and find his way back home?

A rare basketball event.

When hamster's steal things.

Word from the Wise talks about throwing a party.

Remember the 'Wanna Fly' cartoon, it's becoming a series, here is the sequel - Wanna Rock!

This is sure to wake the dead.

A few weird sayings.

The batteries are in backwards.

I thought it was a magnifying glass.

He's heavily armed.

Need something with more meat.

Three meanings and a misunderstanding about a rack.

You wanna Piece of Me!

Rusty finds a way to escape - uh, wait a minute - This can't be right.

Here is an introduction to Jabe, a crazy dude I came up with in 2005.

Free as a bird.

Time flies when you're having fun, but something else when you're not.

Then there's the other Star Wars.

We are now on the web!

Somebody spiked the punch.

This is what a komodo dragon is.

Medusa's second cousin.

Word from the wise talks of kicking the bucket.

Dying eggs for Easter.

Rusty realizes something is off and has vengeance on Another Reality 8.

Introducing El Loco Padro, where he explains Cinco de Mayo.

Things that rhyme with Peter Pan.

What's up with all the boards.

Door to door salesmen that we never see.

Two of my favorite video game characters learn about ratchet tiedowns.

These folks are really losing the pounds.

The wanna series third entry - Wanna box.

They really need to make one of these Simon phones.

What does 'all natural' really mean? Here's the good and the bad.

This ghost is extra large.

Houston, we have a problem.

That's no cateract!

Jabe's five step plan to find date of the Rapture - I drew this one in 2011.

Rusty finally wakes up, hopefully everything's back to normal - or is it?

What's the matter? I mispaled hamster, thatts wuts da mattre!

The story teller is back for his third story - Humpty Dumpty. Warning, a bit graphic.

Free Candy inside, not what was expected.

I knew you were coming returns.

Nice hairdo for a really BAD hair day.

One really bad heat wave.

Offering a Sonic_TM burger to a famous character.

The Wise talks about falling in love.

What board to death actually means.

After being fumigated, the roaches fume.

The poor dude in the red shirt is totally sick of Space Invaders.

The pirates talk of sailing the seven seas.

So THAT's what love triangles are.

Yellow jackets are nothing compared to these.

We don't sale cigarette's to minors.

Not another fleight of stairs.

Rusty tries to get his dad's help to change back, but it only gets worse.

The boss gave him the pink slip.

A very easy mistake to make when buying vanilla ice cream.

This cartoon is a bit toungue in cheek, but at least it's getting cleaned up.

The Good and the Bad - body mist.

Lets see the newborn baby in this scary thought.

Cylindrical! wait that's not right.

Zok and Dorp has a bit of a problem, but Dorp is doing great with his pet Ralph.

Let's hear a famous song, but this is not a fitting singer.

Rusty encounters Texas Bob and Southern Sam hoping for help.

Time to feed the giddies. After the giddies, how about the gidditdids.

E.T. phone home, something is off here.

Here are a few more frog mishaps.

Six odd thoughts.

I hope he can get his phone call to get through.

A neodymium magnet convention.

Zok and Dorp have an unexpected guest - Jabe. This is bad news for Ralph.

Smile for the picture, that's a good boy.

The Wise talks of breaking wind.

A peaceful, yet disturbing thought part 2.

Here's a Thanksgiving before and after.

A typical day at Fred's shop.

When pirates watch Sesame Street.

Ev'rybody, throw up your arms! - a classic.

Here's a different take on the movie Poltergeist.

A great treat for Palm Sunday.

Zok and Dorp says fairwell to Ralph, but are visited by Rusty.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire - a classic.

Luke, Luke, Luuuuuuuke, hoopah, hooopah.

I wonder if this has ever happened in that famous Wizard of Oz scene.

Let's see the difference between tulips and 'related' flowers.

There she blows! It's Mobius Dick!

This bag is not a toy as well as a lot of other things it is not.

Back to the Future would not be the same with this miscalculation.

Words and fonts that DON'T go together.

Rusty has a terrifying dream and a transformation.

Vampire's are no match for this guy.

Have you ever seen those strange looking shadows of things floating in water.

Let's see what Ms. Conda's first name is.

This once came to my mind when cashing a check.

Time to mess up another song - "Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me".

Zok can't cheer Dorp up, but something amazing changes that.

This fourth entry to the 'wanna' series is a bit risque.

Here are seven strange thoughts.

This famous video game place is a bad idea to obtain pets from.

Things that rhyme with Mystery Men.

These donkies say their appologies.

Here is a monkey and his organ grinder in some dark alley. Warning a bit graphic.

Rusty finds help by his friend Jake.

When you can't tell your butt from a hole in the ground.

Meet the friends of the grapes of wrath.

This is a common misunderstanding amongst young couples.

This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Lucille Ball'.

Will you run that by me again.

Live parakeets are a bit high, whats for discount?

You have GOTTA be $#!ttin' me!

Sore like an eagle.

The ultimate pipe dream.

Rusty finally becomes human again with a couple unpleasant suprizes.

Here is an intro to Sergeant's Elite, a new series. Buford tells the troops about the Sergeant's origin.

Rusty joins his dad and friends to the Pirate Cafe, what could possibly go wrong.

Things getting thrown around in these punny sayings.

Bandage vs Bondage.

Our investagation leads to a bloody scene on the asteroid Vesta.

These students need the professor's help to distinguish ordinals from cardinals. Any googologist should like this one :).

These dudes get pulled over by a high ranking officer.

When elements go bad.

Time to show off those muscles.

Rusty encounters Frisky in this two part comic and gets ready to land for Frisky's game Ultimate Challenges.

The Wise reveals the truth about those who sues others.

Buford reveals the name given to him by the General's wife.

Lots of sayings revealed here.

Zok and Dorp sells the zorphies off.

The good and the bad: drink plenty of fluids.

Toads: the perfect poker face - I drew the toads freehanded.

Here's what rhymes with 'the birds and the bees'. See if you can spot the four types of 'tees'.

Sorry, we're out of love birds.

A good movie idea - the Fundamentals.

El Loco Padro is back with a new phrase.

Zok buys a time machine - what can go wrong?

Squirrels showing off their nuts - or is that they're, wait there's a third kind?

Jack and the beans talk about a serious condition.

Rusty has been trapped in Frisky's Ultimate Challenges for a week now.

Do you fear me now. Warning - contains blood. I'll hate to come up to this thing.

Not your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.

Here we meet some royalty and friends.

The 'wanna' series continues with Wanna Die.

Seargent gets a call from Dinocorp.

This dude is flying solo.

Dad can we watch Harry Potter.

Zok and Dorp bring gifts to baby Jesus.

This cartoon is not to be confused with the game Call of Duty.

I hope they all brought the right type of cricket bat.

Rusty faces numerous traps in Ultimate Challenges.

Those chips cost a little over two bucks.

There's more than one way to grin a cat.

Poor guy was expecting to be hooked up to an I.V..

Time to watch the Neverbeginning Story.

Robinhood meets someone who changes his life forever.

Here's a close up of when a drop of benzene is dropped in water.

Do these guys know Mr. Bean?

Sergeant reveals what happened at Dinocorp and reveals the name of the third Elite.

A better and stranger alternative to dementia.

Frisky and Potter watches on as Rusty meets Rexie.

Yo you dig?

This guy has been going through hardships.

When pirates show up for the Wheel of Fortune.

Zoc and Dorp tries to return, but lands over a hundred years early and saves the day.

The Good and the Bad: Driving Me Nuts.

There is anticipation for Pi Theta's arrival.

Many strange puns in this scene.

Val and Earl need the help of Burt Gummer in this Tremors^TM scene.

Hey! My eyes are up here!.

More door to door salesmen that we never see.

Frisky challenges Rusty to a game of Detonation.

Lets look at the time sheet.

Zoc and Dorp are still lost in time, now they face pirates.

Here's a variety of dishes, I actually tried the 'Huckleberry Finn' using blueberries instead.

My car got towed.

The Story Teller is back with a story about Rudolph.

Time to meet Pi Theta-saur, or shall we say Pathetasaur.

Remember that ol' commercial - 'Give your dog the Pedigree', here's a strange version of it and other puns.

Many puns here including the roaring seas.

Rusty encounter's Frisky's son Johnny Frisk.

The Rock's recurring nightmare.

Are Too Am Not.

The Tooth Fairy finishes her 'project'.

Zoc and Dorp are seriously lost in time.

The Great White Thrown Judgement.